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Live Demotivational Poster


OVERNIGHT DELIVERY - Usually a lot faster than the pizza delivery guy.


TAGS: fedex over night delivery pizza fast humor mechanic pilot
Rating: 4.07/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

Laevian - May 26, 2012, 2:19 am
unbelievable ! 4L for the caption
ramblerjw - April 10, 2010, 6:43 pm
Has nothing to do with FedEx, when I was in the Corps I got this a chain email saying it was a list of Air Force gripes. I used a few of the "fixes" while doing the same type paperwork while stationed in Okinawa, let's just say that didn't end well for me
stygian616 - February 25, 2010, 12:57 pm
wow a poster with 5 L's even though the caption is a fail
WTF - November 18, 2009, 4:05 pm
Why is a civilian A320 equipped with "Identify Friend or Foe"?
phydeaux - November 18, 2009, 3:28 pm
I was in Naval Aviation...and a rookie pilot once actually handed in a gripe sheet with the "IFF works in IFF mode but not in OFF mode" issue. I laughed so hard at this I cried...
_Ally - November 18, 2009, 11:01 am
erm caption not comment.
_Ally - November 18, 2009, 11:01 am
That brought tears to my eyes before I even got to the comment. 5L just for the ph**o.
whatukno - November 18, 2009, 9:56 am
5L that was funny, not your caption, but the pic itself.


HAPPINESS -


TAGS: happiness revenge crazy enjoy live
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Ozbad - February 17, 2012, 2:41 am
Very true .. I think i would like to post this elsewhere to rub it in ..


IF ONLY - I could exchange my heart for another liver That way I could drink more and care less


TAGS: exchange my heart for liver
Rating: 4.73/5

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M0rd3kaI - March 30, 2012, 8:17 am
Thanks Gary, Speak the truth or forever hold your bottle eh?
M0rd3kaI - March 30, 2012, 8:16 am
(bows) (thank you, thank you...) (you're too kind)
M0rd3kaI - March 30, 2012, 8:15 am
:) Thanks Rerun
GaryO - March 29, 2012, 7:53 pm
Nice one M0rd!
ianmaster - March 29, 2012, 6:53 am
pusong gawa ng pag ebeg na ah
caveman - March 28, 2012, 11:28 pm
(clap clap clap)
rerun - March 28, 2012, 7:53 pm

amsome
M0rd3kaI - March 28, 2012, 7:09 pm
Thanks Airman, coming from you it means a lot :D
Airman - March 28, 2012, 6:31 pm
Nice..
M0rd3kaI - March 28, 2012, 5:57 pm
Very, VERY Appreciated
Rick69 - March 28, 2012, 5:04 pm
Very, VERY Good...


LAST NIGHT'S PARTY -


TAGS: party lives forever facebook youtube
Rating: 4.91/5

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Sensamilli - August 23, 2011, 10:50 pm
A message to drunken floozies everywhere!


all lives matter -




DO IT YOUR WAY - There’s no manual for how to live your life. And even if there were, with my luck, it would all be in French.


TAGS: france life luck live country
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by caveman

zoomer296 - February 11, 2013, 10:51 pm
You could always find a translated version on the almighty Google.
gas - August 29, 2011, 11:36 am
le grill?? what the hell is le grill??!!


ZOMBIE BABY - In this case, pro-life is not a pro-choice.




IF I HAD MY LIFE TO LIVE OVER AGAIN... -


TAGS: looking back live again i would
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by steph1

Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2011, 8:41 pm
To be fair, We do encourage people to Credit quotes to the original writer, but we do it in a polite way venomflows, Not by being a total ***k and calling someone a douche.
steph1 - April 28, 2011, 7:38 pm
@ venomflows: how about you contribute something to this site other than venomous comments
venomflows - April 28, 2011, 6:32 pm
It is profound...when I first read it from Jorge Luis Borges. If you're going to be un-original, at least give credit where credit is due, douche.
CaptainBaked - April 28, 2011, 7:55 am
Favourited... This gets me amped!
NotoriousGIL - April 28, 2011, 3:53 am
5eriou5ly Profound.
Waylander - April 27, 2011, 6:08 pm
Well 5aid.
marlygirl - April 27, 2011, 1:35 pm
5imply amazing


MEXICAN TANK - It doesn't move any more, the motor got deported.


TAGS: halo 3 mexican tank mexican xbox live xbox
Rating: 3/5


CHILDISH -


TAGS: innocence happy alive hammy
Rating: 4.67/5

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CaptainBaked - March 2, 2011, 3:41 am
Awesome


THE CRAB APPLE TREE -


TAGS: live for kids in arizona
Rating: 4.8/5

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GaryO - August 19, 2014, 6:53 am
Thanx, gsd
gsdmusic - August 19, 2014, 12:14 am
Love it! :)
GaryO - September 4, 2012, 9:41 am
Then they learn it still ain’t theirs…..BRUHOOOOHAAHAAA. Thanks CPT
CPTinshano - September 4, 2012, 12:29 am
Kids need to learn that it aint yours till the old man croaks. 5/5
GaryO - September 3, 2012, 10:50 pm
Thank you, Lord.
Reality Lord - September 3, 2012, 9:14 pm

love it
GaryO - September 3, 2012, 9:12 pm
Thank you, Mr Hammy…..could be
Hawamleh - September 3, 2012, 8:30 pm
5ls, feels like a true story as well..
GaryO - September 3, 2012, 10:36 am
Thanks Missy…doubt many will think the same, but now that I have a Miss P comment, it don’t much matter…need a ride to AZ?
MissPriss - September 3, 2012, 10:20 am
5Love the poster...just hope my parents never see it!


ZOMBIES WITHIN -


TAGS: zombie boring lives
Rating: 5/5

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Cooldeathboy - July 23, 2013, 6:47 pm
Awesome
agdaniele - November 20, 2010, 8:04 pm
Tip #7: Zombies don't crave fit people's brains. Not a lot of nutrition in body builder brains.
Hawamleh - November 20, 2010, 7:56 pm
splendid


MY DAD.... -


TAGS: dad live life example
Rating: 4.86/5

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Schultz1 - January 28, 2012, 4:32 pm
My father always told me how to live my life, but I never listened.
Reality Lord - June 18, 2011, 2:19 pm

5weet 5teph...very.


THE LIVER IS EVIL - And must be punished mercilessly




DO YOU WANT ONE? -


TAGS: conscience is costly or priceless depending on how you live
Rating: 4.73/5

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twill1962 - July 16, 2012, 9:25 am
You're right, CloudchaserS. And now I'm going to be thinking of all the crap I did when I was younger, like ... uhm ... never mind, too embarrassing.
5butjam - July 16, 2012, 5:42 am
Best I've seen in a long time
steve1961 - July 15, 2012, 2:02 pm
It's not that I lack a conscience, it's just that my conscience is bound with duct ***e and a ball gag ;)
CloudchaserS - July 15, 2012, 10:51 am
It's like you're going along in a good mood then suddenly it's "Hey, remember that one thing you did years ago that you're embarrassed about? Sincerely, your brain"


DEATH -


TAGS: live your life well be remembered for doing good
Rating: 4.65/5

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steve1961 - August 13, 2012, 12:31 am
I've carved my name on many people's hearts...that reminds me-note to self-pick up new butcher knife...
spacedog - August 12, 2010, 7:29 pm
Beautiful! 5L
Chompers - August 12, 2010, 2:09 pm
I feel motivated, what the hell?
GreyScorpion - August 12, 2010, 2:06 pm
I'll carve my name on her heart....right after she watches me hold it in the palm of my hand...and it beats for the last time....5L
Faceplant31 - August 12, 2010, 2:00 pm
Powerful rerun. 5L


JESUS -


TAGS: jesus alive hurry
Rating: 3.83/5

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poppin - July 22, 2009, 11:42 pm
Captain Falcon can walk on water too y'know.
Agnostic - May 28, 2009, 12:53 am
LOL!


BRAVERY -




HAPPY NEW YEAR! -


TAGS: bacchus baby new year live laugh drink recycle
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Current Resident - January 3, 2010, 4:29 pm
Ha! Great picture. That's funny. 5L
Bartimaeus - January 1, 2010, 3:23 am
Thanks, Sick, I'm glad you like it. Hopefully, you see the message behind it. Always recycle. lol
sickartist - December 31, 2009, 6:41 pm
Okay you made me LOL 5L's


1-800-MOTIFAKE - CUSTOMER SERVICE


TAGS: live from delhi
Rating: 4.73/5

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ughomer - January 3, 2013, 7:00 pm
That's EXACTLY why I DID NOT use a current or potential commercial sponsor company. No sense in ruffling any feathers, Moooooooooooooooooo - right?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2013, 4:30 pm
You must realize that without advertizes these sites couldn't survive. Right?
ughomer - January 3, 2013, 6:15 am
With the increased number of commercial sponsors on this site, I had to punk the site itself! But I get your point, TSI.
TheSanityInspector - January 2, 2013, 10:14 pm
Only n00bs whine about the mods.


LIVER FAILURE -


TAGS: cat liver yum yum
Rating: 3.92/5

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agdaniele - May 21, 2010, 11:44 pm
Clearly, finicky Mittens doesn't do Pinot Noir... you gotta break out the Red Zinfandel... that stuff has legs!
deadraisin - May 20, 2010, 4:10 pm
I had some c.a.t.s. hence my grammer. Kelsey grammer.
deadraisin - May 20, 2010, 4:09 pm
Hey cool man I love drinking cats/with cats. C.A.T.S. being Cat alcohal that's sweet. No more hairballs not from that cats at any rate.


I KNEW IT! - He's Still Alive




BATTLETOADS - Live-Action doesn't work that well anthropomorphic animals




HE WHO ANGERS YOU CONQUERS YOU - In times of great stress or adversity, it’s always best to keep busy, to plow your anger and your energy into something positive




PUNK - is not just the sound or the music it's a lifestyle (oh, and death to America)


TAGS: punk lives
Rating: 4.44/5

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Faceplant31 - May 21, 2010, 12:46 pm
ROR!!! Nice one.


INSOMNIA - THE NIGHT IS THE HARDEST TIME TO BE ALIVE, AND 4AM KNOWS ALL MY SECRETS (POPPY Z. BRITE QUOTE) -




LIFE - Live It


TAGS: live fully tomorrow may not come
Rating: 4.18/5

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GreyScorpion - December 17, 2009, 7:34 pm
Hell, why would you want to live to 40? 5 lb's of Bacon


Items confiscated -


TAGS: police hijacking a krispy kreme delivery truck march calendar
Rating: 4.62/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 7, 2014, 1:14 pm
The whole po5ter is funny, but that last line is a riot!
GaryO - March 3, 2014, 4:48 pm
'bout time you got busy, Sly.


REALITY -




H-A-P-P-I-N-E-S-S - Base not your joy on the deeds of others, for what is given can be taken away.




LIFE -


TAGS: life live it well leave a proud legacy
Rating: 4.96/5

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Sean - August 6, 2010, 11:16 pm
Since none of my choice items of apparel are both tattered AND blood soaked (or even chrimson bespeckled), I'd say I'm way ahead on points, compared to that dude. An uplifting poster, indeed!
thatonechick - August 6, 2010, 10:54 am
F you, "You have already voted!" notice. 5L again, if I could.
phydeaux - August 4, 2010, 11:59 pm
For my own reasons, that just makes me cry. Words escape me.
Faceplant31 - August 4, 2010, 8:10 pm
Powerful, 5L


Same Day Delivery -


TAGS: flux capacitor same day delivery
Rating: 4.92/5

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CloudchaserS - August 31, 2013, 11:22 am
It would be awesome if pizza delivery drivers had flux capacitors
ipaprime - August 31, 2013, 6:49 am
but only if you have 1.21 gigawatts of electricity
ipaprime - August 31, 2013, 6:49 am
but only if you have 1.21 gigawatts of electricity


FATT MATT - And his never-before-seen application photo for Chippendales. Chris Farley would be proud!


TAGS: has anyone seen that saturday night live sketch with the chris farley strip show thing that was hilarious
Rating: 3.93/5

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brettieh - August 1, 2012, 5:05 am
I like the gun pointed at his head..lol
ICEMAN - April 7, 2010, 11:52 pm
Something tells me there is a man bra in your future.
forseti - April 7, 2010, 6:22 pm
Matt, you look awesome! Don't let anyone tell you otherwise! We love you! :D
R.S.Jake - April 7, 2010, 6:04 pm
Yeah, that helps.
Fatt Matt - April 7, 2010, 5:57 pm
Just try to think of me as Chunk and not THIS guy...
R.S.Jake - April 7, 2010, 5:48 pm
I'm gonna try to forget I read that...
Fatt Matt - April 7, 2010, 5:44 pm
Can't really blame him. no telling what else he had to watch before or after this pic was taken.
R.S.Jake - April 7, 2010, 5:34 pm
The guy in the poster doesn't like you so much Matt.
Fatt Matt - April 7, 2010, 5:02 pm
Farley was the man...


"HELLO, PETSHOP?" - "I was wondering if you do a home delivery. You can, great. I'll take 3 dozen mice, 3 dozen goldfish and 8 canaries."




BE ADVENTUROUS -


TAGS: live to the fullest
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by jameswnash

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 13, 2013, 11:28 pm
This is fantastic. 5L
tellitlikeitis - January 13, 2011, 8:04 am
So good I had to post it twice.
tellitlikeitis - January 13, 2011, 8:03 am
This is absolutely brilliant! Definately 5 lions.
tellitlikeitis - January 13, 2011, 8:03 am
This is absolutely brilliant! Definately 5 lions.


LIVING THE DREAM -


TAGS: marge fargo live life
Rating: 4.94/5

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Cyberhagen - September 8, 2012, 11:53 am
I hear that!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 1, 2012, 2:17 pm
Amen!
maoworks2 - December 28, 2011, 8:06 am
Very Very Good, And The Picture's A classic .


MAE WEST - You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.


TAGS: live
Rating: 4.27/5

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OPTIMIST PRIME -


TAGS: youth age senior live life
Rating: 5/5

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agdaniele - November 20, 2010, 7:52 pm
Thanks, all.
rerun - November 16, 2010, 8:57 pm

this would be great at the new place....take a hint.
spacedog - November 16, 2010, 7:06 pm
Bravo.
MetaShadow - November 16, 2010, 4:59 pm
Words of a true person.
crankyhead - November 16, 2010, 11:02 am
superb
Hawamleh - November 16, 2010, 9:24 am
Epic


FOUR SCORE -


TAGS: lincoln lives
Rating: 4.91/5

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crankyhead - April 26, 2011, 4:10 pm
I know it says four score, but I just gotta give this a 5. =)


EVERY SINGLE DAY -


TAGS: alone lives stuck past forget
Rating: 4.4/5

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Reality Lord - December 1, 2011, 5:39 pm

don't think i'd mind if you handed me a fishing pole out there.
maoworks2 - November 30, 2011, 4:38 pm
I Feel The Same Way !


THINK NOBODY CARES YOU ARE ALIVE - Try missing a couple of car payments ...


TAGS: nobody cares alive miss payments
Rating: 4.22/5

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440wakeup - July 12, 2011, 11:47 pm
even like in the dells when your house washes out o the lake.
Budog - July 12, 2011, 11:22 pm
That, or don't file or pay your taxes, even if you are dead they will still come after you when it's the government. I just say, well I'll see you in hell...
440wakeup - July 12, 2011, 11:20 pm
never gets old


THE SPOCKS OF ARKANSAS -


TAGS: live long and perspire
Rating: 3.88/5

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lgvernon - March 25, 2012, 8:25 pm

LOL!~~Actually, in this instance it's PERSPIRE, and I think that's a given.
Goatboy - March 25, 2012, 8:11 pm
The one on the left will NOT live long and prosper, he's a red shirt.


IMMORTALITY -


TAGS: calendar don t live forever death
Rating: 4.63/5

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spacedog - June 27, 2012, 7:53 pm
Excellent.
gas - June 27, 2012, 3:43 pm
awesome. 5 west rising suns
Chrysophase2003 - June 27, 2012, 3:08 pm
But you also get to see everyone you hate die as well, and there tend to be more of them than loved ones, so it evens out.
Airman - June 27, 2012, 2:46 pm
nicely done
maoworks2 - June 27, 2012, 8:54 am
I Know That Feeling, Good One.
motinet - June 27, 2012, 7:59 am

Ouch, now thats a truly demotivating perspective


10 - THE MOST IMPORTANT RULE - MEMORIZE IT! -


TAGS: rules to live by
Rating: 4.52/5

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SOMETIMES -


TAGS: live kill away calm happy
Rating: 3.97/5

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maoworks2 - December 26, 2011, 8:39 am
Thats The Way I Feel, Waiting For The Time To Run Out !
CloudchaserS - December 25, 2011, 11:49 pm
Life it seems to fade away, drifting farther every day...


LIVERWURST - Your kids would rather die a thousand painful deaths than eat it, but to your cat it's the Ambrosia of the Gods




LIFE IS NOT -


TAGS: regrets assignment i ve had a few too few too mention but i live a free life
Rating: 4.57/5

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hangmanheadphones - September 20, 2010, 12:45 pm
I bow to a master. Now I'm off to get this in a tatoo on the side of my face.
Roadkill - May 21, 2010, 1:37 am
Bloody awesome.
spacedog - April 20, 2010, 9:09 pm
Totally amsome phydeaux! 5Ls.
phydeaux - April 20, 2010, 3:27 pm
Praise from my betters. My day is now complete. I bow, and thank you all.
Faceplant31 - April 20, 2010, 11:13 am
That fukcing bada$$ Fido!!! 5L and fav'd!!!!!!!
R.S.Jake - April 20, 2010, 10:41 am
Wow! Just Wow! I do not regret giving you 5 for this Phy.
CANADA - April 20, 2010, 2:11 am
now thats agreat one! 5L


TODAY IS THE LAST DAY... -


TAGS: health barrier live life mariand
Rating: 4.5/5

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maoworks2 - November 3, 2012, 6:03 pm
I'll Have 16 To Go Please.


KEEPING UP APPEARANCES -


TAGS: appearances live with wolf act like nikita khrushchev quote silverheart
Rating: 4.18/5

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mariand - March 24, 2013, 8:33 pm
5 wolfs in sheep's clothing...;)


CASTLE -


TAGS: life time human nature neurotic psych**ic psychiatrist collect rent build air live lawrence quote marostica italy
Rating: 3.29/5

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Chateaux - August 19, 2009, 11:27 am
'Chateaux' means 'castle' in french... 4L!


WORDS TO LIVE BY -


TAGS: word live life better worse
Rating: 4.79/5

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mariand - September 30, 2011, 7:44 am
great... 5 times thanks that you reminded me


DEATH-SCOTT CAAN -


TAGS: fight to live
Rating: 4.71/5

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Katrystolo - May 13, 2012, 8:40 pm
Awe5ome
Zetmonk - May 12, 2012, 2:31 am
That is an awesome pic!


WHY BOTHER? - You can only motivate someone That is willing to Be motivated


TAGS: help someone emo to live
Rating: 4.4/5

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Mahomygod - June 20, 2011, 4:59 am
Sod the emos.. hug me!
Sho - June 19, 2011, 9:17 pm
sounds.....effective, yes
Greeny - June 19, 2011, 9:15 pm
a cattle prod works


KEEP THE DREAM ALIVE - Hit the snooze button ...




ANY GIVEN SUNDAY - 'Because that’s what livin’ is It’s the 6 inches in front of your face' I’m motivated, if only my girlfriend was


TAGS: july calandar *** face live
Rating: 4/5

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MashiMashi - June 10, 2012, 12:00 am
And like life what your girlfriend wont do...Some guy with a funy hairstyle is willing to tear himself and everyone else aroiund him to do.


PIRATE -




WORST CASE SCENARIO - 1. Kayak holed and sinking 2. Other rower drowning 3. Dueling banjos on right-hand bank


TAGS: banjos worst case scenario deliverance
Rating: 2.63/5

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agdaniele - May 23, 2010, 1:18 pm
A nice effort, but Sean did this to perfection on #25203 - one of my all time favs.


IMMUTABLE TRUTHS -


TAGS: oh and must live nearby
Rating: 5/5

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ICEMAN - November 20, 2010, 11:38 pm
I might. ;)


Saskatchewan Pose -




DEAD MAN WALKING -




MODERN MOVIES-VAMPIRES -


TAGS: g** vampires never change live
Rating: 4.87/5

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5150monkeylove - January 19, 2011, 11:16 pm
Do you really need help, HMHP?
hangmanheadphones - January 18, 2011, 3:32 am
I'm really not sure what this means.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 15, 2011, 1:35 am
Perfect, 5L.


ALIVE - Everyday above ground is a good day.


TAGS: alive
Rating: 4.46/5

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DISCO FEVER -


TAGS: stayin alive stayin alive ah ha ha ha
Rating: 4.08/5

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rerun - October 26, 2010, 9:11 pm

get rid of the stache and it does kinda look like him


PIRATE HOLIDAY CRUISE -




CALIFORNIA - or bust


TAGS: weed delivery
Rating: 1/5

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AdmiralAckbar - January 8, 2011, 8:51 pm
Not in cali
rerun - January 8, 2011, 8:28 pm

the local market is too commercial?
AdmiralAckbar - January 8, 2011, 8:22 pm
oh, so I am lost now. Why would it be on the way to cali? They got plenty there already.
rerun - January 8, 2011, 8:16 pm

truck load of reefer....hair and all.
AdmiralAckbar - January 8, 2011, 8:14 pm
why? did he like them hairy?
rerun - January 8, 2011, 8:07 pm

this is a wet dream for 440wakeup...or whatever that guys name is


YOUR FIRST HOCKEY GAME - You'll never be the same again


TAGS: live hockey rules
Rating: 4.63/5

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agdaniele - July 28, 2010, 9:02 pm
You never forget your first look at the 5 hole.
pieman - July 28, 2010, 2:56 pm
Ahh. There's Jr. Trying for the 5 hole. He makes me so proud. 5L


WINTER -


TAGS: unless you live in arizona then its summer talking poor rerun the shining iceman
Rating: 4.61/5

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ICEMAN - March 11, 2011, 11:15 pm
Thanks dude.
Greeny - March 11, 2011, 11:12 pm
very nice!


REALIZATION -


TAGS: relationship heart mistakes too late live and learn
Rating: 4.5/5

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Ed-Hyde - August 2, 2010, 7:09 am
Classic. 5 Guinness drinkin' poodles


DESPAIR -


TAGS: despair complain live longer pzy
Rating: 4.5/5

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rerun - November 24, 2010, 5:19 pm

d***, the timmies are gonna be here forever.
Derek - November 24, 2010, 5:07 pm
Or at least, that's the way it seems to the rest of us.
Faceplant31 - November 24, 2010, 5:05 pm
I like this one.


DETERMINATION -




JUST A LITTLE WEED IN A KILLER WORLD -




BECAUSE - Man does not live by bacon alone!




PIZZA DELIVERY - Quick service = better tips


TAGS: pizza delivery quick service tips speed
Rating: 3.53/5

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MrBlack - March 1, 2010, 10:36 pm
Did ye see that? I totally destroyed their high score! What? What do ye mean speedin ticket?


THE WOMEN - They Like-A The Pepper




PEACE - CREATE IT,STRIVE FOR IT,SPEAK IT,FEEL IT


TAGS: peace create speak live feel
Rating: 2.69/5

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Mistyblu - March 5, 2012, 1:09 pm
posted to motitwist...
maoworks2 - March 2, 2012, 7:48 am
Bull Crap !
Reality Lord - March 2, 2012, 7:38 am

post this to motitwist
Zetmonk - March 2, 2012, 5:42 am
5L for Iceman.
ICEMAN - March 1, 2012, 10:32 pm
Whine aboot it. Then wake up & experience reality. Oh wow!


ACCIDENTS - This is why you should not run with sharp objects.




Cool is overrated -


TAGS: devin townsend dancing jazz hands rather be happy than cool words i live by silverheart
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - September 23, 2013, 5:18 pm
All the world is waiting for a ph**ograph, all the world is waiting for a sign... It'll soon be over all we want is honesty, it'll soon be over all we've got is time...
CloudchaserS - September 23, 2013, 12:22 am
How do we know we're out of control? How do we know? We never will know!
BobbEdwards - September 22, 2013, 10:07 pm
Words to live by 5/F
GaryO - September 22, 2013, 8:48 pm
Hey, if being a mime trapped in a glass box does it for ya, well cheers to that……love ya Sly, 5L.


E. B. WHITE -


TAGS: knew how to live write
Rating: 4.81/5

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GaryO - January 21, 2013, 8:48 pm
Thanks guys
Rudedog - January 21, 2013, 2:58 pm
Nature always wins in the end. Nice one
ughomer - January 21, 2013, 6:41 am
Great!


OLIVE OYL - Bluto and Popeye beat the crap out of each other over HER?


TAGS: popeye olive
Rating: 4.8/5

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Reality Lord - November 17, 2012, 6:44 pm

it was a one horse town


I FEEL SO ALIVE -




BROKEN -




Scary movie fanatics -




EVERYONE DIES... -


TAGS: everyone death not before live
Rating: 4.48/5

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Rick69 - February 28, 2012, 6:26 pm
Why, thank you kind gentleman. . .
herosophocles - February 27, 2012, 7:44 pm
True words good sir
maoworks2 - February 26, 2012, 7:45 am
Me Too.
HallieMarie - February 25, 2012, 9:42 pm
Nice!


HELLO THERE - I died in August, 1977. I'm still dead. I'm not coming back. I don't live on the moon. Thank you very much.


TAGS: long live the king
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by pickleviper

GaryO - March 15, 2013, 8:50 am
Man, it seems just yesterday that was sittin’ there on the toilet, munchin’ on a fried peanut b***er and banana sandwich…5L for the memory, PV


SORRY GUYS - The old goat is still alive.




LIFE LESSON -




PASSION - Live every day as if it were your last and then some day you'll be right.




YOUR ALIVE? - No, sir, that's my alive. Give it back!


TAGS: your alive fail tattoo thewiceman
Rating: 3.48/5

More motifakes by TheWiceMan

R.S.Jake - December 28, 2009, 10:35 am
Yeah, spelling errors on tattoos. Never good. Just stick with n**** chicks!
Porcelina - December 26, 2009, 5:08 pm
Man, I feel bad for them
mmmBingSoo - December 26, 2009, 3:09 pm
*You're


YOUR 72 VIRGINS - If you are joining a religion that asks you to blow yourself up - maybe, just maybe, you should read the fine print!




GLADIATORS -




THE CONTINENTAL - Say "hello" if you see him on aisle 4.


TAGS: christopher walken the continental saturday night live snl
Rating: 2.95/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Airman - May 12, 2010, 5:49 pm
bilge, Mooo+ was refering to Bones comment about Champipple.. that is the Sanford and Son ref
bilgebill - May 12, 2010, 5:16 pm
It's not a Snaford and Son reference. It is a reference to a skit from SNL.
moooooooooooooooooo - June 10, 2009, 12:42 am
I love me a good Sanford and son reference.
BoneCD - June 9, 2009, 2:50 pm
sham-piple (Ripple and 7up)
Anonymous2 - June 9, 2009, 1:22 pm
Sham-pagne, for when you can't afford the real stuff.


NO LIVER - Yeah no livers, only Russians, their vodka would kill them in one sip.




DEATH - While alive, you have a 100% chance of dying.


TAGS: death alive chance 100 dying
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by boeweizer

ICEMAN - August 8, 2010, 10:14 pm
As if it matters.
boeweizer - August 8, 2010, 10:12 pm
do you mean all movies with ben affleck he is in or just the ones where hes the star with matt damon
boeweizer - August 7, 2010, 12:53 am
things that make u go hmm, brought to you by: me (boeweizer)
spacedog - August 6, 2010, 9:13 pm
Whew! That's a relief. Who wants to live forever? Imagine all that breathing. Now I just have to concentrate on avoiding Ben Affleck movies.
Iconoclast - August 6, 2010, 4:48 pm
and if you are dead, the odds of dying drop to zero.
thatonechick - August 6, 2010, 9:55 am
Also, statistics show that those who have more birthdays live longer. Paradoxically, the more birthdays you have, the less likely it is that you'll live to see the next one.
boeweizer - August 6, 2010, 9:49 am
finallay one of my ideas actualy go through, and get approved


YOUR MAMMA, MY SAMMICH! -


TAGS: sports nuts sammich wife live
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by autumnspirit

Reality Lord - January 10, 2011, 1:28 pm

lolz


AGONY -




I ORDERED A LARGE PIZZA -


TAGS: how large is large giant delivery
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by steph1

deathgod753 - March 28, 2011, 8:08 am
very long


SUCH IS LIFE -




EXHILARATING -




LOT IS FULL - VALET PARKING AROUND THE CORNER. Reservation Required.


TAGS: delivery is free
Rating: 3.85/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

Derek - February 25, 2010, 4:16 pm
That carrier really is carrying


ENDLESS - Brain cells come and brain cells go. But fat cells live forever.




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