Live Demotivational Poster
OVERNIGHT DELIVERY - Usually a lot faster than the pizza delivery guy.
IF ONLY - I could exchange my heart for another liver That way I could drink more and care less
LAST NIGHT'S PARTY -
all lives matter -
DO IT YOUR WAY - There’s no manual for how to live your life. And even if there were, with my luck, it would all be in French.
ZOMBIE BABY - In this case, pro-life is not a pro-choice.
IF I HAD MY LIFE TO LIVE OVER AGAIN... -
MEXICAN TANK - It doesn't move any more, the motor got deported.
THE CRAB APPLE TREE -
ZOMBIES WITHIN -
MY DAD.... -
THE LIVER IS EVIL - And must be punished mercilessly
DO YOU WANT ONE? -
HAPPY NEW YEAR! -
1-800-MOTIFAKE - CUSTOMER SERVICE
LIVER FAILURE -
BATTLETOADS - Live-Action doesn't work that well anthropomorphic animals
PUNK - is not just the sound or the music it's a lifestyle (oh, and death to America)
INSOMNIA - THE NIGHT IS THE HARDEST TIME TO BE ALIVE, AND 4AM KNOWS ALL MY SECRETS (POPPY Z. BRITE QUOTE) -
LIFE - Live It
I KNEW IT! - He's Still Alive
H-A-P-P-I-N-E-S-S - Base not your joy on the deeds of others, for what is given can be taken away.
FATT MATT - And his never-before-seen application photo for Chippendales. Chris Farley would be proud!
"HELLO, PETSHOP?" - "I was wondering if you do a home delivery. You can, great. I'll take 3 dozen mice, 3 dozen goldfish and 8 canaries."
Same Day Delivery -
BE ADVENTUROUS -
HE WHO ANGERS YOU CONQUERS YOU - In times of great stress or adversity, it’s always best to keep busy, to plow your anger and your energy into something positive
LIVING THE DREAM -
MAE WEST - You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
OPTIMIST PRIME -
FOUR SCORE -
EVERY SINGLE DAY -
THINK NOBODY CARES YOU ARE ALIVE - Try missing a couple of car payments ...
THE SPOCKS OF ARKANSAS -
10 - THE MOST IMPORTANT RULE - MEMORIZE IT! -
LIVERWURST - Your kids would rather die a thousand painful deaths than eat it, but to your cat it's the Ambrosia of the Gods
LIFE IS NOT -
TODAY IS THE LAST DAY... -
KEEPING UP APPEARANCES -
WORDS TO LIVE BY -
DEATH-SCOTT CAAN -
WHY BOTHER? - You can only motivate someone That is willing to Be motivated
KEEP THE DREAM ALIVE - Hit the snooze button ...
ANY GIVEN SUNDAY - 'Because that’s what livin’ is It’s the 6 inches in front of your face' I’m motivated, if only my girlfriend was
WORST CASE SCENARIO - 1. Kayak holed and sinking 2. Other rower drowning 3. Dueling banjos on right-hand bank
IMMUTABLE TRUTHS -
Saskatchewan Pose -
DEAD MAN WALKING -
MODERN MOVIES-VAMPIRES -
ALIVE - Everyday above ground is a good day.
DISCO FEVER -
PIRATE HOLIDAY CRUISE -
CALIFORNIA - or bust
YOUR FIRST HOCKEY GAME - You'll never be the same again
JUST A LITTLE WEED IN A KILLER WORLD -
BECAUSE - Man does not live by bacon alone!
PIZZA DELIVERY - Quick service = better tips
THE WOMEN - They Like-A The Pepper
PEACE - CREATE IT,STRIVE FOR IT,SPEAK IT,FEEL IT
ACCIDENTS - This is why you should not run with sharp objects.
Cool is overrated -
E. B. WHITE -
OLIVE OYL - Bluto and Popeye beat the crap out of each other over HER?
I FEEL SO ALIVE -
Scary movie fanatics -
EVERYONE DIES... -
HELLO THERE - I died in August, 1977. I'm still dead. I'm not coming back. I don't live on the moon. Thank you very much.
SORRY GUYS - The old goat is still alive.
LIFE LESSON -
PASSION - Live every day as if it were your last and then some day you'll be right.
YOUR ALIVE? - No, sir, that's my alive. Give it back!
YOUR 72 VIRGINS - If you are joining a religion that asks you to blow yourself up - maybe, just maybe, you should read the fine print!
THE CONTINENTAL - Say "hello" if you see him on aisle 4.
NO LIVER - Yeah no livers, only Russians, their vodka would kill them in one sip.
DEATH - While alive, you have a 100% chance of dying.
YOUR MAMMA, MY SAMMICH! -
I ORDERED A LARGE PIZZA -
SUCH IS LIFE -
LOT IS FULL - VALET PARKING AROUND THE CORNER. Reservation Required.
ENDLESS - Brain cells come and brain cells go. But fat cells live forever.
I HATE MONDAYS - Especially when Congress is in session.
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