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Live Demotivational Poster


OVERNIGHT DELIVERY - Usually a lot faster than the pizza delivery guy.


TAGS: fedex over night delivery pizza fast humor mechanic pilot
Rating: 4.07/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

Laevian - May 26, 2012, 2:19 am, #235155
unbelievable ! 4L for the caption
ramblerjw - April 10, 2010, 6:43 pm, #170612
Has nothing to do with FedEx, when I was in the Corps I got this a chain email saying it was a list of Air Force gripes. I used a few of the "fixes" while doing the same type paperwork while stationed in Okinawa, let's just say that didn't end well for me
stygian616 - February 25, 2010, 12:57 pm, #160686
wow a poster with 5 L's even though the caption is a fail
WTF - November 18, 2009, 4:05 pm, #137629
Why is a civilian A320 equipped with "Identify Friend or Foe"?
phydeaux - November 18, 2009, 3:28 pm, #137609
I was in Naval Aviation...and a rookie pilot once actually handed in a gripe sheet with the "IFF works in IFF mode but not in OFF mode" issue. I laughed so hard at this I cried...
_Ally - November 18, 2009, 11:01 am, #137549
erm caption not comment.
_Ally - November 18, 2009, 11:01 am, #137548
That brought tears to my eyes before I even got to the comment. 5L just for the ph**o.
whatukno - November 18, 2009, 9:56 am, #137539
5L that was funny, not your caption, but the pic itself.


HAPPINESS -


TAGS: happiness revenge crazy enjoy live
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Ozbad - February 17, 2012, 2:41 am, #229735
Very true .. I think i would like to post this elsewhere to rub it in ..


IF ONLY - I could exchange my heart for another liver That way I could drink more and care less


TAGS: exchange my heart for liver
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

M0rd3kaI - March 30, 2012, 8:17 am, #232386
Thanks Gary, Speak the truth or forever hold your bottle eh?
M0rd3kaI - March 30, 2012, 8:16 am, #232385
(bows) (thank you, thank you...) (you're too kind)
M0rd3kaI - March 30, 2012, 8:15 am, #232384
:) Thanks Rerun
GaryO - March 29, 2012, 7:53 pm, #232347
Nice one M0rd!
ianmaster - March 29, 2012, 6:53 am, #232286
pusong gawa ng pag ebeg na ah
caveman - March 28, 2012, 11:28 pm, #232278
(clap clap clap)
rerun - March 28, 2012, 7:53 pm, #232267

amsome
M0rd3kaI - March 28, 2012, 7:09 pm, #232266
Thanks Airman, coming from you it means a lot :D
Airman - March 28, 2012, 6:31 pm, #232260
Nice..
M0rd3kaI - March 28, 2012, 5:57 pm, #232259
Very, VERY Appreciated
Rick69 - March 28, 2012, 5:04 pm, #232254
Very, VERY Good...


LAST NIGHT'S PARTY -


TAGS: party lives forever facebook youtube
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by rudeboy308

Sensamilli - August 23, 2011, 10:50 pm, #223416
A message to drunken floozies everywhere!


DO IT YOUR WAY - There’s no manual for how to live your life. And even if there were, with my luck, it would all be in French.


TAGS: france life luck live country
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by caveman

zoomer296 - February 11, 2013, 10:51 pm, #243408
You could always find a translated version on the almighty Google.
gas - August 29, 2011, 11:36 am, #223671
le grill?? what the hell is le grill??!!


ZOMBIE BABY - In this case, pro-life is not a pro-choice.




IF I HAD MY LIFE TO LIVE OVER AGAIN... -


TAGS: looking back live again i would
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by steph1

Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2011, 8:41 pm, #217565
To be fair, We do encourage people to Credit quotes to the original writer, but we do it in a polite way venomflows, Not by being a total ***k and calling someone a douche.
steph1 - April 28, 2011, 7:38 pm, #217562
@ venomflows: how about you contribute something to this site other than venomous comments
venomflows - April 28, 2011, 6:32 pm, #217552
It is profound...when I first read it from Jorge Luis Borges. If you're going to be un-original, at least give credit where credit is due, douche.
CaptainBaked - April 28, 2011, 7:55 am, #217535
Favourited... This gets me amped!
NotoriousGIL - April 28, 2011, 3:53 am, #217525
5eriou5ly Profound.
Waylander - April 27, 2011, 6:08 pm, #217495
Well 5aid.
marlygirl - April 27, 2011, 1:35 pm, #217477
5imply amazing


MEXICAN TANK - It doesn't move any more, the motor got deported.


TAGS: halo 3 mexican tank mexican xbox live xbox
Rating: 3/5


all lives matter -




CHILDISH -


TAGS: innocence happy alive hammy
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

CaptainBaked - March 2, 2011, 3:41 am, #213378
Awesome


THE CRAB APPLE TREE -


TAGS: live for kids in arizona
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - August 19, 2014, 6:53 am, #256270
Thanx, gsd
gsdmusic - August 19, 2014, 12:14 am, #256268
Love it! :)
GaryO - September 4, 2012, 9:41 am, #238890
Then they learn it still ain’t theirs…..BRUHOOOOHAAHAAA. Thanks CPT
CPTinshano - September 4, 2012, 12:29 am, #238882
Kids need to learn that it aint yours till the old man croaks. 5/5
GaryO - September 3, 2012, 10:50 pm, #238880
Thank you, Lord.
Reality Lord - September 3, 2012, 9:14 pm, #238878

love it
GaryO - September 3, 2012, 9:12 pm, #238877
Thank you, Mr Hammy…..could be
Hawamleh - September 3, 2012, 8:30 pm, #238876
5ls, feels like a true story as well..
GaryO - September 3, 2012, 10:36 am, #238861
Thanks Missy…doubt many will think the same, but now that I have a Miss P comment, it don’t much matter…need a ride to AZ?
MissPriss - September 3, 2012, 10:20 am, #238860
5Love the poster...just hope my parents never see it!


ZOMBIES WITHIN -


TAGS: zombie boring lives
Rating: 5/5

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Cooldeathboy - July 23, 2013, 6:47 pm, #248017
Awesome
agdaniele - November 20, 2010, 8:04 pm, #203195
Tip #7: Zombies don't crave fit people's brains. Not a lot of nutrition in body builder brains.
Hawamleh - November 20, 2010, 7:56 pm, #203193
splendid


MY DAD.... -


TAGS: dad live life example
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by steph1

Schultz1 - January 28, 2012, 4:32 pm, #228315
My father always told me how to live my life, but I never listened.
Reality Lord - June 18, 2011, 2:19 pm, #220222

5weet 5teph...very.


THE LIVER IS EVIL - And must be punished mercilessly




DO YOU WANT ONE? -


TAGS: conscience is costly or priceless depending on how you live
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by motifayk

twill1962 - July 16, 2012, 9:25 am, #237331
You're right, CloudchaserS. And now I'm going to be thinking of all the crap I did when I was younger, like ... uhm ... never mind, too embarrassing.
5butjam - July 16, 2012, 5:42 am, #237330
Best I've seen in a long time
steve1961 - July 15, 2012, 2:02 pm, #237310
It's not that I lack a conscience, it's just that my conscience is bound with duct ***e and a ball gag ;)
CloudchaserS - July 15, 2012, 10:51 am, #237295
It's like you're going along in a good mood then suddenly it's "Hey, remember that one thing you did years ago that you're embarrassed about? Sincerely, your brain"


DEATH -


TAGS: live your life well be remembered for doing good
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by rerun

steve1961 - August 13, 2012, 12:31 am, #238358
I've carved my name on many people's hearts...that reminds me-note to self-pick up new butcher knife...
spacedog - August 12, 2010, 7:29 pm, #189089
Beautiful! 5L
Chompers - August 12, 2010, 2:09 pm, #189042
I feel motivated, what the hell?
GreyScorpion - August 12, 2010, 2:06 pm, #189040
I'll carve my name on her heart....right after she watches me hold it in the palm of my hand...and it beats for the last time....5L
Faceplant31 - August 12, 2010, 2:00 pm, #189035
Powerful rerun. 5L


JESUS -


TAGS: jesus alive hurry
Rating: 3.83/5

More motifakes by Solgard

poppin - July 22, 2009, 11:42 pm, #98537
Captain Falcon can walk on water too y'know.
Agnostic - May 28, 2009, 12:53 am, #82568
LOL!


BRAVERY -




HAPPY NEW YEAR! -


TAGS: bacchus baby new year live laugh drink recycle
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Current Resident - January 3, 2010, 4:29 pm, #149774
Ha! Great picture. That's funny. 5L
Bartimaeus - January 1, 2010, 3:23 am, #149263
Thanks, Sick, I'm glad you like it. Hopefully, you see the message behind it. Always recycle. lol
sickartist - December 31, 2009, 6:41 pm, #149209
Okay you made me LOL 5L's


1-800-MOTIFAKE - CUSTOMER SERVICE


TAGS: live from delhi
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by ughomer

ughomer - January 3, 2013, 7:00 pm, #242166
That's EXACTLY why I DID NOT use a current or potential commercial sponsor company. No sense in ruffling any feathers, Moooooooooooooooooo - right?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 3, 2013, 4:30 pm, #242162
You must realize that without advertizes these sites couldn't survive. Right?
ughomer - January 3, 2013, 6:15 am, #242156
With the increased number of commercial sponsors on this site, I had to punk the site itself! But I get your point, TSI.
TheSanityInspector - January 2, 2013, 10:14 pm, #242152
Only n00bs whine about the mods.


LIVER FAILURE -


TAGS: cat liver yum yum
Rating: 3.83/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

agdaniele - May 21, 2010, 11:44 pm, #177223
Clearly, finicky Mittens doesn't do Pinot Noir... you gotta break out the Red Zinfandel... that stuff has legs!
deadraisin - May 20, 2010, 4:10 pm, #176919
I had some c.a.t.s. hence my grammer. Kelsey grammer.
deadraisin - May 20, 2010, 4:09 pm, #176917
Hey cool man I love drinking cats/with cats. C.A.T.S. being Cat alcohal that's sweet. No more hairballs not from that cats at any rate.


BATTLETOADS - Live-Action doesn't work that well anthropomorphic animals




PUNK - is not just the sound or the music it's a lifestyle (oh, and death to America)


TAGS: punk lives
Rating: 4.44/5

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Faceplant31 - May 21, 2010, 12:46 pm, #177125
ROR!!! Nice one.


INSOMNIA - THE NIGHT IS THE HARDEST TIME TO BE ALIVE, AND 4AM KNOWS ALL MY SECRETS (POPPY Z. BRITE QUOTE) -




LIFE - Live It


TAGS: live fully tomorrow may not come
Rating: 4.18/5

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GreyScorpion - December 17, 2009, 7:34 pm, #146412
Hell, why would you want to live to 40? 5 lb's of Bacon


I KNEW IT! - He's Still Alive




REALITY -




H-A-P-P-I-N-E-S-S - Base not your joy on the deeds of others, for what is given can be taken away.




LIFE -


TAGS: life live it well leave a proud legacy
Rating: 4.96/5

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Sean - August 6, 2010, 11:16 pm, #188084
Since none of my choice items of apparel are both tattered AND blood soaked (or even chrimson bespeckled), I'd say I'm way ahead on points, compared to that dude. An uplifting poster, indeed!
thatonechick - August 6, 2010, 10:54 am, #187989
F you, "You have already voted!" notice. 5L again, if I could.
phydeaux - August 4, 2010, 11:59 pm, #187724
For my own reasons, that just makes me cry. Words escape me.
Faceplant31 - August 4, 2010, 8:10 pm, #187713
Powerful, 5L


FATT MATT - And his never-before-seen application photo for Chippendales. Chris Farley would be proud!


TAGS: has anyone seen that saturday night live sketch with the chris farley strip show thing that was hilarious
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

brettieh - August 1, 2012, 5:05 am, #237940
I like the gun pointed at his head..lol
ICEMAN - April 7, 2010, 11:52 pm, #170246
Something tells me there is a man bra in your future.
forseti - April 7, 2010, 6:22 pm, #170211
Matt, you look awesome! Don't let anyone tell you otherwise! We love you! :D
R.S.Jake - April 7, 2010, 6:04 pm, #170207
Yeah, that helps.
Fatt Matt - April 7, 2010, 5:57 pm, #170206
Just try to think of me as Chunk and not THIS guy...
R.S.Jake - April 7, 2010, 5:48 pm, #170205
I'm gonna try to forget I read that...
Fatt Matt - April 7, 2010, 5:44 pm, #170204
Can't really blame him. no telling what else he had to watch before or after this pic was taken.
R.S.Jake - April 7, 2010, 5:34 pm, #170202
The guy in the poster doesn't like you so much Matt.
Fatt Matt - April 7, 2010, 5:02 pm, #170194
Farley was the man...


"HELLO, PETSHOP?" - "I was wondering if you do a home delivery. You can, great. I'll take 3 dozen mice, 3 dozen goldfish and 8 canaries."




Same Day Delivery -


TAGS: flux capacitor same day delivery
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Ism

CloudchaserS - August 31, 2013, 11:22 am, #249212
It would be awesome if pizza delivery drivers had flux capacitors
ipaprime - August 31, 2013, 6:49 am, #249211
but only if you have 1.21 gigawatts of electricity
ipaprime - August 31, 2013, 6:49 am, #249210
but only if you have 1.21 gigawatts of electricity


BE ADVENTUROUS -


TAGS: live to the fullest
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by jameswnash

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 13, 2013, 11:28 pm, #246592
This is fantastic. 5L
tellitlikeitis - January 13, 2011, 8:04 am, #209789
So good I had to post it twice.
tellitlikeitis - January 13, 2011, 8:03 am, #209788
This is absolutely brilliant! Definately 5 lions.
tellitlikeitis - January 13, 2011, 8:03 am, #209787
This is absolutely brilliant! Definately 5 lions.


HE WHO ANGERS YOU CONQUERS YOU - In times of great stress or adversity, it’s always best to keep busy, to plow your anger and your energy into something positive




LIVING THE DREAM -


TAGS: marge fargo live life
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by Airman

Cyberhagen - September 8, 2012, 11:53 am, #239021
I hear that!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 1, 2012, 2:17 pm, #235578
Amen!
maoworks2 - December 28, 2011, 8:06 am, #227014
Very Very Good, And The Picture's A classic .


MAE WEST - You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.


TAGS: live
Rating: 4.27/5

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OPTIMIST PRIME -


TAGS: youth age senior live life
Rating: 5/5

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agdaniele - November 20, 2010, 7:52 pm, #203190
Thanks, all.
rerun - November 16, 2010, 8:57 pm, #202863

this would be great at the new place....take a hint.
spacedog - November 16, 2010, 7:06 pm, #202835
Bravo.
MetaShadow - November 16, 2010, 4:59 pm, #202819
Words of a true person.
crankyhead - November 16, 2010, 11:02 am, #202801
superb
Hawamleh - November 16, 2010, 9:24 am, #202800
Epic


FOUR SCORE -


TAGS: lincoln lives
Rating: 4.91/5

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crankyhead - April 26, 2011, 4:10 pm, #217396
I know it says four score, but I just gotta give this a 5. =)


EVERY SINGLE DAY -


TAGS: alone lives stuck past forget
Rating: 4.4/5

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Reality Lord - December 1, 2011, 5:39 pm, #226311

don't think i'd mind if you handed me a fishing pole out there.
maoworks2 - November 30, 2011, 4:38 pm, #226283
I Feel The Same Way !


THINK NOBODY CARES YOU ARE ALIVE - Try missing a couple of car payments ...


TAGS: nobody cares alive miss payments
Rating: 4.22/5

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440wakeup - July 12, 2011, 11:47 pm, #221331
even like in the dells when your house washes out o the lake.
Budog - July 12, 2011, 11:22 pm, #221328
That, or don't file or pay your taxes, even if you are dead they will still come after you when it's the government. I just say, well I'll see you in hell...
440wakeup - July 12, 2011, 11:20 pm, #221326
never gets old


THE SPOCKS OF ARKANSAS -


TAGS: live long and perspire
Rating: 3.88/5

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lgvernon - March 25, 2012, 8:25 pm, #232040

LOL!~~Actually, in this instance it's PERSPIRE, and I think that's a given.
Goatboy - March 25, 2012, 8:11 pm, #232039
The one on the left will NOT live long and prosper, he's a red shirt.


IMMORTALITY -


TAGS: calendar don t live forever death
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by caveman

spacedog - June 27, 2012, 7:53 pm, #236700
Excellent.
gas - June 27, 2012, 3:43 pm, #236694
awesome. 5 west rising suns
Chrysophase2003 - June 27, 2012, 3:08 pm, #236693
But you also get to see everyone you hate die as well, and there tend to be more of them than loved ones, so it evens out.
Airman - June 27, 2012, 2:46 pm, #236692
nicely done
maoworks2 - June 27, 2012, 8:54 am, #236684
I Know That Feeling, Good One.
motinet - June 27, 2012, 7:59 am, #236679

Ouch, now thats a truly demotivating perspective


10 - THE MOST IMPORTANT RULE - MEMORIZE IT! -


TAGS: rules to live by
Rating: 4.52/5

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SOMETIMES -


TAGS: live kill away calm happy
Rating: 3.97/5

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maoworks2 - December 26, 2011, 8:39 am, #226961
Thats The Way I Feel, Waiting For The Time To Run Out !
CloudchaserS - December 25, 2011, 11:49 pm, #226951
Life it seems to fade away, drifting farther every day...


LIVERWURST - Your kids would rather die a thousand painful deaths than eat it, but to your cat it's the Ambrosia of the Gods




LIFE IS NOT -


TAGS: regrets assignment i ve had a few too few too mention but i live a free life
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

hangmanheadphones - September 20, 2010, 12:45 pm, #194702
I bow to a master. Now I'm off to get this in a tatoo on the side of my face.
Roadkill - May 21, 2010, 1:37 am, #177061
Bloody awesome.
spacedog - April 20, 2010, 9:09 pm, #172731
Totally amsome phydeaux! 5Ls.
phydeaux - April 20, 2010, 3:27 pm, #172564
Praise from my betters. My day is now complete. I bow, and thank you all.
Faceplant31 - April 20, 2010, 11:13 am, #172540
That fukcing bada$$ Fido!!! 5L and fav'd!!!!!!!
R.S.Jake - April 20, 2010, 10:41 am, #172527
Wow! Just Wow! I do not regret giving you 5 for this Phy.
CANADA - April 20, 2010, 2:11 am, #172486
now thats agreat one! 5L


TODAY IS THE LAST DAY... -


TAGS: health barrier live life mariand
Rating: 4.5/5

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maoworks2 - November 3, 2012, 6:03 pm, #240378
I'll Have 16 To Go Please.


KEEPING UP APPEARANCES -


TAGS: appearances live with wolf act like nikita khrushchev quote silverheart
Rating: 4.18/5

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mariand - March 24, 2013, 8:33 pm, #244635
5 wolfs in sheep's clothing...;)


CASTLE -


TAGS: life time human nature neurotic psych**ic psychiatrist collect rent build air live lawrence quote marostica italy
Rating: 3.29/5

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Chateaux - August 19, 2009, 11:27 am, #109839
'Chateaux' means 'castle' in french... 4L!


WORDS TO LIVE BY -


TAGS: word live life better worse
Rating: 4.79/5

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mariand - September 30, 2011, 7:44 am, #224663
great... 5 times thanks that you reminded me


DEATH-SCOTT CAAN -


TAGS: fight to live
Rating: 4.71/5

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Katrystolo - May 13, 2012, 8:40 pm, #234599
Awe5ome
Zetmonk - May 12, 2012, 2:31 am, #234506
That is an awesome pic!


WHY BOTHER? - You can only motivate someone That is willing to Be motivated


TAGS: help someone emo to live
Rating: 4.4/5

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Mahomygod - June 20, 2011, 4:59 am, #220289
Sod the emos.. hug me!
Sho - June 19, 2011, 9:17 pm, #220284
sounds.....effective, yes
Greeny - June 19, 2011, 9:15 pm, #220283
a cattle prod works


KEEP THE DREAM ALIVE - Hit the snooze button ...




ANY GIVEN SUNDAY - 'Because that’s what livin’ is It’s the 6 inches in front of your face' I’m motivated, if only my girlfriend was


TAGS: july calandar *** face live
Rating: 4/5

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MashiMashi - June 10, 2012, 12:00 am, #236099
And like life what your girlfriend wont do...Some guy with a funy hairstyle is willing to tear himself and everyone else aroiund him to do.


PIRATE -




WORST CASE SCENARIO - 1. Kayak holed and sinking 2. Other rower drowning 3. Dueling banjos on right-hand bank


TAGS: banjos worst case scenario deliverance
Rating: 2.63/5

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agdaniele - May 23, 2010, 1:18 pm, #177385
A nice effort, but Sean did this to perfection on #25203 - one of my all time favs.


IMMUTABLE TRUTHS -


TAGS: oh and must live nearby
Rating: 5/5

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ICEMAN - November 20, 2010, 11:38 pm, #203203
I might. ;)


Saskatchewan Pose -




DEAD MAN WALKING -




MODERN MOVIES-VAMPIRES -


TAGS: g** vampires never change live
Rating: 4.87/5

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5150monkeylove - January 19, 2011, 11:16 pm, #210331
Do you really need help, HMHP?
hangmanheadphones - January 18, 2011, 3:32 am, #210172
I'm really not sure what this means.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 15, 2011, 1:35 am, #209965
Perfect, 5L.


ALIVE - Everyday above ground is a good day.


TAGS: alive
Rating: 4.46/5

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DISCO FEVER -


TAGS: stayin alive stayin alive ah ha ha ha
Rating: 4.08/5

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rerun - October 26, 2010, 9:11 pm, #199794

get rid of the stache and it does kinda look like him


PIRATE HOLIDAY CRUISE -




CALIFORNIA - or bust


TAGS: weed delivery
Rating: 1/5

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AdmiralAckbar - January 8, 2011, 8:51 pm, #209455
Not in cali
rerun - January 8, 2011, 8:28 pm, #209454

the local market is too commercial?
AdmiralAckbar - January 8, 2011, 8:22 pm, #209453
oh, so I am lost now. Why would it be on the way to cali? They got plenty there already.
rerun - January 8, 2011, 8:16 pm, #209452

truck load of reefer....hair and all.
AdmiralAckbar - January 8, 2011, 8:14 pm, #209451
why? did he like them hairy?
rerun - January 8, 2011, 8:07 pm, #209448

this is a wet dream for 440wakeup...or whatever that guys name is


YOUR FIRST HOCKEY GAME - You'll never be the same again


TAGS: live hockey rules
Rating: 4.63/5

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agdaniele - July 28, 2010, 9:02 pm, #186838
You never forget your first look at the 5 hole.
pieman - July 28, 2010, 2:56 pm, #186811
Ahh. There's Jr. Trying for the 5 hole. He makes me so proud. 5L


WINTER -


TAGS: unless you live in arizona then its summer talking poor rerun the shining iceman
Rating: 4.61/5

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ICEMAN - March 11, 2011, 11:15 pm, #214062
Thanks dude.
Greeny - March 11, 2011, 11:12 pm, #214061
very nice!


DESPAIR -


TAGS: despair complain live longer pzy
Rating: 4.5/5

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rerun - November 24, 2010, 5:19 pm, #203858

d***, the timmies are gonna be here forever.
Derek - November 24, 2010, 5:07 pm, #203856
Or at least, that's the way it seems to the rest of us.
Faceplant31 - November 24, 2010, 5:05 pm, #203855
I like this one.


REALIZATION -


TAGS: relationship heart mistakes too late live and learn
Rating: 4.48/5

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Ed-Hyde - August 2, 2010, 7:09 am, #187463
Classic. 5 Guinness drinkin' poodles


DETERMINATION -




JUST A LITTLE WEED IN A KILLER WORLD -




BECAUSE - Man does not live by bacon alone!




PIZZA DELIVERY - Quick service = better tips


TAGS: pizza delivery quick service tips speed
Rating: 3.53/5

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MrBlack - March 1, 2010, 10:36 pm, #161357
Did ye see that? I totally destroyed their high score! What? What do ye mean speedin ticket?


THE WOMEN - They Like-A The Pepper




PEACE - CREATE IT,STRIVE FOR IT,SPEAK IT,FEEL IT


TAGS: peace create speak live feel
Rating: 2.69/5

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Mistyblu - March 5, 2012, 1:09 pm, #230665
posted to motitwist...
maoworks2 - March 2, 2012, 7:48 am, #230509
Bull Crap !
Reality Lord - March 2, 2012, 7:38 am, #230507

post this to motitwist
Zetmonk - March 2, 2012, 5:42 am, #230505
5L for Iceman.
ICEMAN - March 1, 2012, 10:32 pm, #230489
Whine aboot it. Then wake up & experience reality. Oh wow!


ACCIDENTS - This is why you should not run with sharp objects.




Cool is overrated -


TAGS: devin townsend dancing jazz hands rather be happy than cool words i live by silverheart
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

Silverheart - September 23, 2013, 5:18 pm, #249952
All the world is waiting for a ph**ograph, all the world is waiting for a sign... It'll soon be over all we want is honesty, it'll soon be over all we've got is time...
CloudchaserS - September 23, 2013, 12:22 am, #249933
How do we know we're out of control? How do we know? We never will know!
BobbEdwards - September 22, 2013, 10:07 pm, #249929
Words to live by 5/F
GaryO - September 22, 2013, 8:48 pm, #249928
Hey, if being a mime trapped in a glass box does it for ya, well cheers to that……love ya Sly, 5L.


E. B. WHITE -


TAGS: knew how to live write
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - January 21, 2013, 8:48 pm, #242704
Thanks guys
Rudedog - January 21, 2013, 2:58 pm, #242694
Nature always wins in the end. Nice one
ughomer - January 21, 2013, 6:41 am, #242677
Great!


OLIVE OYL - Bluto and Popeye beat the crap out of each other over HER?


TAGS: popeye olive
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by vilnius

Reality Lord - November 17, 2012, 6:44 pm, #240678

it was a one horse town


I FEEL SO ALIVE -




BROKEN -




Scary movie fanatics -




EVERYONE DIES... -


TAGS: everyone death not before live
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Rick69 - February 28, 2012, 6:26 pm, #230304
Why, thank you kind gentleman. . .
herosophocles - February 27, 2012, 7:44 pm, #230236
True words good sir
maoworks2 - February 26, 2012, 7:45 am, #230163
Me Too.
HallieMarie - February 25, 2012, 9:42 pm, #230152
Nice!


HELLO THERE - I died in August, 1977. I'm still dead. I'm not coming back. I don't live on the moon. Thank you very much.


TAGS: long live the king
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by pickleviper

GaryO - March 15, 2013, 8:50 am, #244317
Man, it seems just yesterday that was sittin’ there on the toilet, munchin’ on a fried peanut b***er and banana sandwich…5L for the memory, PV


SORRY GUYS - The old goat is still alive.




LIFE LESSON -




PASSION - Live every day as if it were your last and then some day you'll be right.




YOUR ALIVE? - No, sir, that's my alive. Give it back!


TAGS: your alive fail tattoo thewiceman
Rating: 3.48/5

More motifakes by TheWiceMan

R.S.Jake - December 28, 2009, 10:35 am, #148433
Yeah, spelling errors on tattoos. Never good. Just stick with n**** chicks!
Porcelina - December 26, 2009, 5:08 pm, #148181
Man, I feel bad for them
mmmBingSoo - December 26, 2009, 3:09 pm, #148173
*You're


YOUR 72 VIRGINS - If you are joining a religion that asks you to blow yourself up - maybe, just maybe, you should read the fine print!




GLADIATORS -




THE CONTINENTAL - Say "hello" if you see him on aisle 4.


TAGS: christopher walken the continental saturday night live snl
Rating: 2.95/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Airman - May 12, 2010, 5:49 pm, #175803
bilge, Mooo+ was refering to Bones comment about Champipple.. that is the Sanford and Son ref
bilgebill - May 12, 2010, 5:16 pm, #175800
It's not a Snaford and Son reference. It is a reference to a skit from SNL.
moooooooooooooooooo - June 10, 2009, 12:42 am, #85678
I love me a good Sanford and son reference.
BoneCD - June 9, 2009, 2:50 pm, #85486
sham-piple (Ripple and 7up)
Anonymous2 - June 9, 2009, 1:22 pm, #85460
Sham-pagne, for when you can't afford the real stuff.


NO LIVER - Yeah no livers, only Russians, their vodka would kill them in one sip.




DEATH - While alive, you have a 100% chance of dying.


TAGS: death alive chance 100 dying
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by boeweizer

ICEMAN - August 8, 2010, 10:14 pm, #188301
As if it matters.
boeweizer - August 8, 2010, 10:12 pm, #188299
do you mean all movies with ben affleck he is in or just the ones where hes the star with matt damon
boeweizer - August 7, 2010, 12:53 am, #188114
things that make u go hmm, brought to you by: me (boeweizer)
spacedog - August 6, 2010, 9:13 pm, #188056
Whew! That's a relief. Who wants to live forever? Imagine all that breathing. Now I just have to concentrate on avoiding Ben Affleck movies.
Iconoclast - August 6, 2010, 4:48 pm, #188011
and if you are dead, the odds of dying drop to zero.
thatonechick - August 6, 2010, 9:55 am, #187975
Also, statistics show that those who have more birthdays live longer. Paradoxically, the more birthdays you have, the less likely it is that you'll live to see the next one.
boeweizer - August 6, 2010, 9:49 am, #187974
finallay one of my ideas actualy go through, and get approved


YOUR MAMMA, MY SAMMICH! -


TAGS: sports nuts sammich wife live
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by autumnspirit

Reality Lord - January 10, 2011, 1:28 pm, #209564

lolz


AGONY -




I ORDERED A LARGE PIZZA -


TAGS: how large is large giant delivery
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by steph1

deathgod753 - March 28, 2011, 8:08 am, #215398
very long


SUCH IS LIFE -




EXHILARATING -




LOT IS FULL - VALET PARKING AROUND THE CORNER. Reservation Required.


TAGS: delivery is free
Rating: 3.85/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

Derek - February 25, 2010, 4:16 pm, #160731
That carrier really is carrying


ENDLESS - Brain cells come and brain cells go. But fat cells live forever.




I HATE MONDAYS - Especially when Congress is in session.


TAGS: i live in dc
Rating: 3.71/5

More motifakes by azpete42

showmeone - March 24, 2011, 9:30 am, #215112
..i need a drink...
5150monkeylove - November 22, 2010, 10:35 pm, #203666
I think it may be a statement that congress is full of mindless and soulless things. Political humor? no wonder I didn't get it.
MrSignificant - November 22, 2010, 10:27 pm, #203663
Heh.. i get 4L.
5150monkeylove - November 22, 2010, 10:23 pm, #203662
I am confused. (big shocker there, huh?)


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